Colorado
Joined April 2012
The new #DavidBowie movie looks so good …
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The good ole sheriff… saw a lady drive by him on a one way drive in the wrong direction on school grounds. He looked at her and shook his head. She drove away Scott free. He drove off in the other direction. Good job(sarcastically) @EPCSheriff
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Hey! Things are improving! 55 min more than my average 4 hours a night!
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
Friday. 1130 PST. I graduate (walk) with my Masters! Watch live! #LinkInBio and Below 11:30 am / Pacific Standard Time yewtu.be/watch?v=NerzQnBM… instagram.com/p/CcE3AEmL_OU1…
Back to work. #EarlyDays are here again …. instagram.com/p/CcAtxC5rZcJs…
another @TSA story: Person w/ TSA shirt goes thru metal detector. It beeps; they get waved through. When I was active duty and deploying, we had to lay our weapons to be xray'ed; we walked through metal detectors. Alarm sounds. Then patted down, then waived thru. #FixYourself
An insane burn … salutations @JohnCleese
Could you tell my six million followers ?
Can someone affiliated with #Oscars please leak that #CodeOfConduct document? I kinda wanna read over that for a min.
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Who the fuck claps for soldiers being exposed to burn pits. And #NancyPelosi … Jesus. Another reason people hate politicians. #burningdumpsterfire
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Ivan Reitman, who directed #Ghostbusters and #KindergartenCop, among other iconic films, has died at 75 More on his legacy: thr.cm/rRPw3M4
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All #Spotify needs to do is pay at least 1 cent per stream. That would make a lot of lives better. #spotifyexodus
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