I can fold a fitted sheet. Really good at making snow angels and decent at typing. That pretty much sums up my talents.

Cleveland, Ohio
Joined February 2009
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In the Midwest it is customary to say “all good no worries” when it is not all good and there are plenty of worries
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.@mcuban cares more about (and has done more for) our health than the Supreme Court and entire United States government.
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“The Other Guys” with @markwahlberg and #WillFerrell is one of the most underrated movies ever made. So unbelievably funny.
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I deactivated Facebook and Instagram three months ago. I just reactivated them and it took less than 10 minutes for me to remember why I had shut them down.
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.@chefsymon, mom and I shared a great tray for Mother’s Day at @mabelsbbqeton. As always, everything was perfect. #bbq #Cleveland
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I would never have “abandoned ship” at Long John Silvers had they offered this kind of comp plan. I thought $3.80/hr plus one free meal per shift was the good life. #HushpuppyLife
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If the NBA sportswriters didn’t hate on Cleveland so much, this stat should also read as: 1) Sixth Man of the Year @kevinlove 2) Rookie of the Year @evanmobley 3) Most Improved Player @dariusgarland22 Those “voters” are not invited to our next parade. 🏆🏀
This is a great point
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Video games, pizza rolls, and a girlfriend. This king is beating me at life, 3-0.
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The hatred @RealSkipBayless has for @KingJames is unhealthy… *LeBron minding his business* Skip: “Really, LeBron. You just blinked??? Michael Jeffrey Jordan never had to keep dust out of his eyes!” Goat James lives rent free in Skip’s mind 24/7. @ShannonSharpe @undisputed
Really, LeBron? You’re posting vacation photos now??? Now on @undisputed
Great day seeing old friends, meeting new ones, and celebrating the soon-to-be parents ❤️
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Until Paul Dolan personally takes me shopping on his dime, I’ll continue to wear my old garms. #ForTheLand
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How about this? @CleGuardians move Home Opener up to 4:30pm. Then keep the ballpark open afterwards and show the @cavs game on the scoreboard and concourse TVs. Someone just tell Dolans they’ll make more money in concessions and it’s a lock.
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I don’t blame them
F*ck your birthday Matthew
MTG is such an idiot. Each of her outbursts are worse than the last. 🤦🏻‍♂️
JUST IN: Marjorie Taylor Greene just went on the House floor to attack COVID vaccines by claiming she has “never seen the CDC” recommend a 2nd and 3rd shot for polio. Actually, the CDC recommends FOUR doses of the polio vaccine — at 2 months, 4 months, 6-18 months, and 4-6 years.
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In addition to all of that, he grew up just over an hour away and wanted to be a Cleveland Brown
I get the Mayfield thing, but imagine if a player had been here for almost a decade and the Browns decided to move on. And not only been here, but took us to 5 straight playoff appearances, 3 AFC championship games, with 2 being back-to-back. That was Bernie Kosar. No comparison.
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As fan of the @cavs, it’s in my DNA to hate @StephenCurry30. As a fan of basketball & kind people, it’s hard not to like him. Some athletes don’t realize how much they mean to kids. Kudos to Curry for always making time for his fans. But I’m still mad about ‘15, ‘17, & ‘18 Finals
This young Warriors fan, who was devastated after Steph missed Monday's game in Denver, got to meet her favorite player tonight 🙏 Sports are the best. (via @warriors)
I can’t imagine the amount of courage it took for him to share his story, but I’m willing to bet reading it has saved someone’s life. Always ask for help if you need it. You’re never alone.
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I don’t care what the schedule or announcers say….OAKLAND is playing SAN DIEGO tonight. #MNF #MondayNightFootball #NFL #Raiders #Chargers
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With the White Sox and Bears both playing in Cleveland this weekend, there are a lot of people in town from Chicago. Let’s welcome them by drowning our hot dogs in ketchup for the next 48hrs.
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