First ballot Hall Of Flame inductee. King Of The Hill connoisseur. Cop hate account. ACAB. Emotional Support Sloth

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Joined July 2021
Walking into any public place higher than pterodactyl tits
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The white Christian fascists have been emboldened by the Roe v Wade decision
Boebert says she is "tired" of separation between church and state: "The church is supposed to direct the government" trib.al/RQ9zOCt
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My high ass thought this was Chex mix
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Welcome to Hogwarts here is your first charms lesson
Subpoena Cipollone.
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Imagine going to the ER because you have 35 marigold seeds lodged in your back
Police: We received a noise complaint, what are you doing? Me: *racks shotgun* Gardening.
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Sloth “Tex” Babaganoosh retweeted
No time to explain, get on
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Emotional support water bottle I’ve taken three sips of and let sit on my nightstand for 5 weeks
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let’s get this bread 🥲
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WHAT?!??!!!!
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I’m not sure exactly what this means but @nonfictionband absolutely bangs
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I should call her
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Merry Abso Lutely Day to all those who observe
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My 4 week old son asking for the safe code so he can shoot up a CVS
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A woman took a pic of these clouds cause they looked like the ocean in the sky😳
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Registered emotional support scumbag
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Call her a minion the way she helpin my Gru rise
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It’s really not hard to be a white leftist that isn’t racist you just have to not be a piece of shit
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