50% Jew + 50% Gentile

Joined June 2021
12 hr Waffle House Challenge. Since there’s no Waffle House in the area, I’m at Denny’s. And when I got here they said they didn’t have waffles. Every waffle you eat, an hour is taken off - so for every 2 pancakes an hour is off. 2 hours down #loser
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Apparently I “deserved to come last in fantasy football” GG’s to me amiright
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Looking for a man who is a nice mix between “Lord I lift your name on high” & “bust down thotiana” #thursdaythoughts
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Quote of the day from Tim. “Phil Murphy is a moron” 🚩
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Happy thanksgiving to all of my enemies - hope you get the short end of the wishbone #truejew #ThanksgivingHotTakes
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At least you didn’t have to buy a second turkey because your first turkey got shattered glass on it 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Taking tips on how to become a good amount of chaotic. Thank you
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I can’t 😂
The Vita Vea jersey exchange.. 😂
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Rage singing good for you rn 😤
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Choosing McCaffrey - best decision yet. Last year it was Barkley 😤 #fantasyhatesme
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I’m not down bad, I’m up good.
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Happy family vacation - my father’s text chain in our family group chat. Can you find what is the same in every photo? Say it below #OBX #famvacation
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“If the shoe fits..” “If the lou fits”…”if the Jew fits…”
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Anyone want a bracelet? #businessowner
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“See that little fry? It’s like me, small and insignificant in a sea of better things” - Me
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To the girl in the hot pink flare pants. Ily. Also, where can I get a pair. #hotgirlsummer
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