Probably hibernating somewhere warm.

Australia
Joined June 2020
Twitter have a bot problem? Nah.
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Decided I’ll be a cat in my next life. Can be a total dick and everyone still loves you anyway.
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You know it’s a bull trap as soon as all the crypto influencers start shouting that the bottom is here and you should buy now lol. $btc
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Hey @TheVerge can we get back to reporting more fun and interesting things? Thanks!
What if I told you that crypto trading isn’t about the technology.
PSA: almost every tweet you see about $LUNA is about someone trying to make you think you should buy more - so they can dump on you. Project is ded as fuck.
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Can we just stop talking about LUNA already? It’s ded. Gone. Never coming back. Finito.
“Crypto is a Ponzi scheme” What if I told you that life itself is a Ponzi scheme?
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Is @elonmusk an unstable genius?
Are the rumours of a Luna burn true?
I got so good at flipping shitcoins that I got hired on the spot at my McDonald's job interview to flip burgers. #cryptocrash
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BRB, I’m gonna un-watch every Steven Seagal movie I’ve ever seen. I hear he supports genocidal Russian dictators.
Fucking tired of @DoorDash deliveries here. Every time it looks like the driver picks up and delivers another order while mine sitting in their car getting cold and soggy. Back to old fashioned picking it up myself I think. #doordash #food
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People complaining about gas prices clearly never traded ETH.
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I secretly only cancelled @spotify because they still don’t do Hi-Fi and refuse to work on my HomePods with Siri. #NeilYoung #JoniMitchell #JoeRogan
Will #bitcoin get back over $50,000 in February? NO MAYBE YES 👇 👇 👇
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In case @SpotifyCares cares to know why I #DeletedSpotify (I know they don’t really care).
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