The world becomes a lot more intelligible one you realize that more or less everyone is a big stupid idiot, including the people in charge, and yourself.
The French Mensch (@MeslierIllan, AKA the Greek Freak for resons unknown to me) and his 143 saves are probably the biggest factor in our staying up (remember him blocking Pukki's shot with his face to save the win?). Don't let him go for less than 75 million #LUFC
"He asked this old lady, Yo, yo, um...is this Kentucky Fried?"
The lady said "Yeah", smiled and he smiled back
He gave a quarter and his order, small fries, Big Mac!
You be illin'"
"Only the fan that can become a master of himself can know what it means to be a fan. To have their fandom endure through loss after loss. Not because they love suffering...but because they can keep their promise of what they have sworn to be: a Leeds fan for life!"
"Only such an enduring fan, a sovereign fan, is capable of rising above nihlism and creating MEANING in his fandom. That is why people are Leeds fans, and why people will remain Leeds fans long after others' fickle interest has withered."
Please note:
We beat City last year with only 10 men on the pitch for the second half and no 12th man in the stands
They are not gods, just good football players, and so are our lads
We are Leeds and they're not
I like our odds
This is the theory we should enter the Man City game with. The reality may be different be if we can’t even dare to dream we may win what’s the point. We go into every game with the idea that winning is possible if not why even try?
The wealth is totally gonna start trickling down any minute now, I swear. -The ghost of Ronald Reagan
The lemons are piling high -The ghost of Karl Marx
The moon is in the North Pole, where the day lasts 24 hours and the moon appears in only 30 seconds completely and blocks the sun for only 5 seconds and then disappears, a breathtaking view.
It is possible to simultaneously be pleased with a point and a clean sheet away from home, understand the need for pragmatism but also accept that last night was a poor performance and hope for better.
Go on, give it a go.
#lufc