SHE/HER • creative soul • lover of stories • indoorsy • reading all the books before i die

United States
Joined September 2008
FUCK to the YES.
So glad we left Moronism, am I right? #exmo #exmormon
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Not to be an asshole, but the musical number piping into the kitchen right now (from my in-law's virtual stake conf) is very like unto Drusella rocking "Sing Sweet Nightingale". It's that bad. No flute tho.
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I am in my Mormon in-law's kitchen, sipping coffee and reading a very explicit sex scene in a smutty book. All while they remotely watch Stake Conference in the next room. I can hear every word of the tearful testimonies piping in. This is the ACTUAL victory for satan, right?
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It's truly amazing that our entire family of 2 adults and 5 kids (all in public schools) lasted this long without any of us getting Covid. Until now. Please stand by while I isolate, feel like achy garbage, and sleep all day.
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The most exciting thing to happen in Utah since cookie store litigation, I was actually HERE for it, and I didn't hear the boom.
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The LDS church is all about decrying "porn" as any image that makes you horny, all while printing this photo in every paperback version of the Book of Mormon:
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today's vibe:
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I present to you the most manipulative mormon take of the day:
Replying to @Ch_JesusChrist
It's very much your bishop's business whether you are or are not a full tithe payer. There are many reasons, but mostly as the person called to look after the spiritual and temporal welfare of the members of your ward. Tithing is an indicator of testimony and commitment.
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"Our unpaid clergy are run ragged during the holidays and missing out on important time with their families (sometimes to the detriment of their marriage) to make sure the church makes money. Now we can guilt you about paying up earlier in the year. You're welcome!"
Replying to @Ch_JesusChrist
Tithing declaration interviews may now occur as early as September 1 to offer bishops and branch presidents additional time to meet with families and individuals. newsroom.churchofjesuschrist…
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It's cute how men on the internet think they can hurt my feelings by calling me a bitch. 🤣 Honey, I am 100% a badass bitch. Don't you forget it. Also, and I can't stress this enough, I give zero fucks what men on Twitter think of me.
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2022: when saying child rapists should always, without exception, be immediately reported to law enforcement is a "hot take". #LDSAbuseExposed
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The worst part of being an adult is realizing you have to do dishes while on an extended vacation.
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Let's all just take a deep breath, put on comfy pants, and watch Xanadu.
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your mom retweeted
Whether to report is NEVER in question in cases where the ward clerk is caught stealing tithing donations.
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He blocked me because I told him infant sexual assault is ALWAYS bad. No nuance. No grey area. No excuses should enter the chat. He did not like this. *said in my best Chelsea Hart voice*
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On a day when both of our hearts are broken by the church's actions and harmful practices, I love her and respect this friend's decision to stay in the LDS church and she loves me and respects my decision to have left the LDS church.
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✔︎LDS LIFE HACK: Never include the word BUT in a sentence containing the words, "An infant was repeatedly raped for years and adults knew about it..." #LDSAbuseExposed
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No matter the year. No matter the numbers. No matter the details. No excuses. Even if the lds church had to report child rapists via the Pony Express, it SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED IMMEDIATELY and I will not stand for this to be trivialized by apologists." THAT is the only response.
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Someone asked my recently if we ever regret leaving the Mormon church 5 years ago. ANSWER: I only regret that we didn't leave sooner. Every. single. day. I am grateful we got out before our kids were more damaged. We are THRIVING and HAPPY and AT PEACE.
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Sam Young begged @Chu_JesusChrist to listen to those who had been sexually abused by LDS leaders. Sam's goal was to @ProtectLDSkids. They didn't listen. In 2018 they shut him up by excommunicating him for standing up for the abused. Instead of listening, THEY. SHUT. HIM. UP.
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